Chris Hegarty is a student in the Krannert School of Management who sometimes enjoys referring to himself in third person. He splits his time between his jobs at Vienna Cafe and Espresso Bar and the Purdue Research Park when he isn’t studying or attempting, in vain, to sleep. He is much too interested in science to be an Economics major. His skills include using an industrial coffeemaker and turning sets of data into pretty graphs. He is openly gay and has been dating the same guy for three years, which is bragable. He is also a Irish-Catholic-turned-atheist.